Breaking News!

Wow! You guys may have heard it, and you may not believe it, but I'm here today to tell you something you'll appreciate for the rest of your lives!

CHEMISTRY AND FRENCH SUCK.

No offense to the French people or the chemistry professors or whatever, but right now I utterly hate both. And life in general. Okay, not really, but the gods have not smiled on me today. In fact, they have made faces at me. Goddamn it.