So...First Blog. Wow. FUN.

Yeah, so, blogging. Wow. Interesting feeling, sharing my thoughts and deepest emotions with the whole wide blogosphere.

Yeah, so what I do is rant. A lot. Like, every single frigging day. Thus, the name of my blog. Also, for those who know me, it might as well be called Adventures in RENTing, so get your mockery out now. That's it, let the cruel laughter and teasing out of your system...you done? Good.

First thing to rant about: obsessions.

So I get obsessed with stuff. So? I tell you what, I have had about six different mini-obsessions in the last couple years. And GOD, do they annoy my loved ones. Hee.

(Also, my blog might be funny, but tonight it's not that funny. Sorry.)

1) Pocahontas

Okay, I admit this one freely now. Yes, the Disney movie about love and equality and Swirling Aqua-Colored Leaves of Communication Goodness was my reason for living for a few months. Don't ask me why. I think I was sort of like, "Whoa, two lovers separated by fate! Snarky, amusing back-up characters! ANIMALS! Oh gosh, the ANIMALS!" Also, the songs are pretty good (won an Oscar for one) and it's got some nice art. No, I don't know exactly why I wrote stories about me and John Smith and our wacky adventures in the forest (and for those of you who go "THERE", I'm gay, so NO). No, I can't explain why I feverishly spammed lovers of the sequel, which was historically accurately innaccurate CRAP, by the way. And no, I never crusied Pocahontas fan sites, bought the DVD for the special features, memorized how to spell Kocuoum, and wrote backstories froM every character from Thomas to Feather Ponytail Warrior Guy. Never did any of it. Ever. Nada. Well, maybe a little. FINE, I did it all. Except memorize that f#Y*&^%ing name.

2) Star Wars.

I have two words: Harrison Ford. Also, I have part of a sentence: is made of solid MAGNIFICENCENT, SPLENDIFOROUS, AWESOME SNARK.

Yeah, I did the whole thing. I hated the new sequels, I denounced George Lucas as a wackjob sellout, I read Carrie Fisher's book (blame Phia for that, and it was surprisingly funny). I bemoaned the fact that, beside Harrison TheSexMan Ford, pretty much all the actors' careers went downhill (actually Mark Hamill continues to voice some of the best villains in existence). I actually got some of the books from the library. The BOOKS. I think I'll be bargaining with Satan over that one.

3) Lord of the Rings

Another word: hobbits.

Viggo Mortenson, Dominc Monaghan, Billy Boyd, made of awesome, yada yada yada...HOBBITS. Oh sweet holy Jesus, HOBBITS.

I have many more, but I am le tired. Will continue tomorrow or whenever. Marlees, whatever happens on this blog is YOUR fault, because you led me here.